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Consciously and intentionally unaware of the bullshit news that the internet feeds people everyday, most popular in western societies.
Sal: Did you see Michael Jordan sub tweet Donald Trump?
Lucy: what? Nah I’m internet ignorant, do you want some potato salad?
Internet slower than you normally have
Ah fuck i have morning internet
Staying up late on the computer of smart phone making it pointless to sleep, impossible even.
Bob: Why are you up so late?
Jason: Internet insomnia.
Internet so bad it's like having no internet.
Look. he's lagging again. Must be that good ol' BT Internet
OMG I can't play this game with this garbage BT Internet, it's like playing a slide show!
Used to describe someone who blogs, tweets, or makes a comment or post on a discussion board that they would not normally make if they were engaged in a face-to-face conversation.
John regularly uses his internet spine to post false statements on online discussion boards.
n, The process by which the victim refreshes or cycles through a handful of websites over and over mindlessly and without satisfaction.
"Man, I don't want to do my term paper, or anything else for that matter; I am suffering from internet zombification."
Cheaply produced Internet content created solely for financial gain. Heavy with SEO terms, the writing is usually salacious, purposely withholding crucial information so as to generate controversy, and causing the subject matter to appear unresolved. Typically, Internet Pulp appears on webpages with an excessive amount of advertising.
I guess there is money to be had as a content creator, if you know how to write Internet Pulp.