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When a fat dude is in the way
Paul yelled “watch it lady” when the guy swam too close.
Oral sex after your partner takes a piss when they haven’t had any water for 16 hours, following a strenuous exercise session in tight fitting shorts or pants made from synthetic material.
John Austin: Hey Luke, how was CrossFit today?
Luke: Tough! We rowed 10,000 meters and it must have been 120 degrees in there, these Lululemon shorts are soaked! I can’t believe I forgot to bring water, I’ve been thirsty all day. Look, my urine looks like lemon-lime Gatorade!
John Austin: Ooh, how about a blowjob? I haven’t participated in a Salty Lady since I broke up with Brooks!
Male equivalent of homie hopping. To move from one girl to another within a friend group.
Don't mess with him, he always be lady leaping.
A woman who is a bitch. She's naggy, complains, yells and screams during arguments and when she can't get her way. She's narcissistic, controlling and acts out over the smallest things. She's the bridezilla .. The friend that gossips, and is always blowing steam
"She woke up and immediately started yelling because there was two dishes in the sink... Fuckin DRAGON LADY"
The number one rule at the Black Sh33p LLC. It is always any Ladies Choice who, what and where they kiss, suck or fuck.
The male talent was upset he was sent home from the set. They director told him “Sorry bro, Ladies Choice” as he escorted him from the building personally. She just wasn’t attracted to him.
Toddlers in tiaras in a pant suit: a small child presented as a proper lady.