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lady dad

A father figure who is a man but has tendencies to do girly activities.

Dad, stop doing the dishes, you lady dad!

by TheBill August 24, 2015


lady wand

A the word lady wand is used to describe when a person sticks a rusty garden hose up their vagina turn it to full blast and feel their body fill up like a water ballon.

One day Sammy was extremely horny and wanted to fill her self with water so she used the “lady wand” to get down to buissness.

by JohnGreen69 April 1, 2019


Watch it lady

When a fat dude is in the way

Paul yelled “watch it lady” when the guy swam too close.

by Boxer dropper June 11, 2019


salty lady

Oral sex after your partner takes a piss when they haven’t had any water for 16 hours, following a strenuous exercise session in tight fitting shorts or pants made from synthetic material.

John Austin: Hey Luke, how was CrossFit today?

Luke: Tough! We rowed 10,000 meters and it must have been 120 degrees in there, these Lululemon shorts are soaked! I can’t believe I forgot to bring water, I’ve been thirsty all day. Look, my urine looks like lemon-lime Gatorade!

John Austin: Ooh, how about a blowjob? I haven’t participated in a Salty Lady since I broke up with Brooks!

by Lane Ass February 12, 2022


Foxy Lady

Noun: A cute little heartbreaker; a sweet little lovemaker; a hottie that makes you want to get up and scream; a babe who looks so good; a lady that makes you feel like saying "foxy"

"Foxy lady, you look so good, yeah, foxy, yeah, give us some, foxy, yeah, get it, babe, you make me feel like, feel like sayin' foxy, foxy, foxy lady, foxy lady"

by daHoffer September 18, 2023


Lady & the Trump

This wonderful piece of Soviet pornographic production is what’s driven every political decision made by the GOP over the last 4 years. The film documents a romantic evening in Moscow between GOP Senator Lindsey Graham and GOP former President Donald Trump before they un-leash some downright doggedness between the sheets.

Joe: What’d you think of the film, the Lady & the Trump, Barack?
Barack: The part where Lindsey marks his territory was pretty great.
Joe: Better than the part where Trump takes Lindsey on a walk?

by Not John Cornyn Obviously January 18, 2021


lady leaping

Male equivalent of homie hopping. To move from one girl to another within a friend group.

Don't mess with him, he always be lady leaping.

by Natty Heavy December 27, 2016