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When you give the little huff of breath through your nose when something is funny but you’re in public, but multiple in quick succession.
“Look at this joke Cindy sent me.”
“Lol, that caused major machine gun huffing.”
When one covers there penis is guacamole and anally inserts their penis into the woman
Person 1: Yo man i gave this bitch a mexican washing machine!
Person 2: Did she scream?
A great boxer with so many skills who works very hard and tries her best to please everyone around her.
Machine Gun Shelly is my favorite boxer!
Someone you would have fucked 20 years ago but you wouldn't now
Janet is time machine sex,I would have loved to fuck her years ago but she's old fat and lumpy now
Toowoomba Time Machine
The practise of using Meth Amphetamine to absolutely excess in a sleepy little town called Toowoomba, thus removing upto 20 years from your life.
a soft serve machine is a device that is used to distribute ice cream which is used in popular fast food chains and is always broken at your local Mcdonalds.
"Sorry sir our soft serve machine is broke"
"Fuck"
when a washing machine self destructs while spinning
Are you doing washing machine fail?