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An expression used by Daniel Howell. Often made to insult Phil Lester.
Phil: "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?"
Dan: "Your mum"
The preferred insult of a 10 -12 year old
10 year old 1: dude who took my money again!
10 year old 2: your mom!
Is who I do every single day. An inspirational word, when said it can make anyone within 69 miles get a life. My friend said it, and now I live with your mom. Btw, She's kinda hot.
"Yeah, I'm having a party tonight-"
"will YOUR MOM be there? beccasue shes kinda hot ngl... I 69nd her yesterday.."
"DUDE WTF"
your mom is the best joke ever. you can use it always as a defense, no matter what argument you're in.
Example 1:
Teacher: "Sarah, why are you late to class?"
Sarah: "Oh I'm sorry sir, I was fucking your mom"
Example 2:
Nina: "Ew, you look like a lesbian!"
Sophie: "LMFAO, have you ever looked at your mom?!"