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Mary shampoo her hair once a week.
idk she just does it.... just let her shampoo her hair once a week are u dumb? UR DUMB..... UR DUMBBB!!!
During the the first week of October you can slap any Wyatt you want on the face.
Jim: Hi Wyatt *slaps*
Wyatt: Hey Why'd you do that?!!
Jim: It's Slap a Wyatt week
It's where you ask to hangout with your most favorite person and devote an entire week to watching sharks and eatting yummy food like you're shark!
Hey Bob! Do you want to Shark week and chill? Shark week starts July 26!
Euphemism for “never” or a subtle way of saying “I don’t give a fuck about it; fuck off and stop bothering me.”
Customer: Hi, my server is rebooting randomly.
Seller: hallo, reboot issue fix next week.
Next week is Bird appreciation week. Go say hi to your local friend, Bats and give them the hug they havent had for over a month 💞
Friend 1: Hey, I think its Bird Appreciation Week
Friend 2: No no, that's next week
At the University of Wisconsin, all of the juniors go abroad second semester. Therefore, the week before juniors go abroad they bang out all potential or last calls before its too late and they have graduated. Junior girls especially celebrate this holiday by slutting it up exponentially because it is their last opportunity to to be the younger girls.
During junior week, a junior girl would go out by herself when she has a final the next day just because its her last opportunity to hook up with a senior boy.
When you spend a whole week around a girl who’s pussy smells like fish
Andrea: Oh my god, it smells like fish in here
Amy: No that’s just Betty’s pussy
Andrea: Well, it’s looks like it’s going to be the week of fish