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believe in yourself and you can do it
timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try
In the restaurant industry, and usually in fine dining, the flatware is polished using a cloth or napkin after coming out of the dishwasher so as to remove stains or food that did not come off during washing and to give the flatware a good appearance. Usually falls into the category of “side work.”
Mark, stop jawing with the bartenders and go polish the silver.
I put a chunky booger in my friends beer so he could drink a polish martini.
An inferior male who prefers his own company, and engages in self-adoration through copious masturbation.
Don always felt that everyone was inferior to his excellence, and undeserving of his greatness. He was an expert trophy polisher and gave himself lots of praise and encouragement in all of his alone time.
Katie- hey michayla you need to polish your swag
Bob- you got that right!!
The glue on envelopes and stamps, which must be moistened to become sticky. Most people will moisten it by licking the envelope or the stamp, and will find that mail polish has a very distinctive flavor.
Dude, I just can't get enough of the taste of mail polish. I could lick envelopes and stamps all day.
An insult used to describe an idiot or shitty person.
Person 1: “I can’t fucking believe these gas prices right now!!”
Person 2: “Well, we got a bunch of mushroom polishers running this country right now!”