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purple giraffe

Purple giraffe is when she sucks so hard your dick turns purple and grows longer compared to a giraffes long neck

"She sucked so hard and gave me a purple giraffe"

by spodderman May 23, 2014

18๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


purple jesus

A large amount of ends of bottles of liquor, mixed together with bug juice, and usually served out of a tub or trash can. Named because it is purple, and will be seen again later.

I drank way too much purple jesus, and passed out on the lawn.

by DangerDave September 12, 2006

46๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


purple panda

command for calling a window seat when the initial "shotgun" call has already been called.

Dude let's go to Wendy's...Shotgun... dang it Purple Panda. Now I got to sit next to that stinky sweaty hairy fat ass NARB bastard.

by Tom/Conwell April 10, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Purple Onion

When you punch a girl so hard in the vagina that it turns purple and she cries.

That ugly bitch tried to rape me so I gave her a purple onion.

by mitsukosouma July 4, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


purple lips

Hickey on the lips, what you get when you make out with nick marfing from parade the day.

woah you have really bad purple lips
yea i went to a parade the day show last night... saw nick

by anonymous**** June 15, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Purple Rain

A type of pollution-induced precipitation common in the Eastern Hemisphere. Similar to acid rain, purple rain has a higher acidity and is even more devastating when concentrated in small bodies of water.

Kin Jong Il spoke to the North Korean peoples about the dangerous effects of purple rain.

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

42๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


purple cow

The imaginary subject of the nursery rhyme by the same name.

I've never seen a purple cow,
I never hope to see one,
But I will tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.

by phantom oddity May 28, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž