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Do drink beyond reason.
To tie one one, to get get puzzled on brew, to go on a bender.
Dude, it's friday and my old lady's out of town, lets get retarded!
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a small bus no longer than any van that is used to transport retards from place to place and sort of looks like a rocket
the retard rocket wizzzed by me and it went on its mission to the moon!
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Actual mental infirmity
Often used to describe a person who shows signs of normalcy, but occasionally does things so mind bogglingly dumb, that one needs to question whether the person actually has a mental deficiency.
Bro, the stamp goes on the upper right hand corner of the envelope and the address goes in the middle. You’re thirty. No offense, are you legit retarded?
A trigger spot on the body where when you get hit or flicked which sends you into fight mode when its not really in your best interest to get in a fight.
She slapped me in the face which triggered my retard switch.
A group of three or more cars on the highway or interstate that are all trying their best to pass the slower vehicle(s) in front of them. These brigades tend to spawn around construction areas, one lane highways, or behind other traffic going the speed limit in the left most lane. Retard brigades will stop at nothing to pass you and will often tailgate and cut off other drivers to achieve their goals of getting stuck behind the next group of vehicles going the speed limit.
Oh shit. Here comes another retard brigade. I better move over and let them by.
The process forming a two prong shocker by twisting your index finger and middle finger together and then your ring and pinky finger in the same fashion. After doing so you, insert one of the two forms into the vaginal area and other in the rectum; wiggling them ferociously inside while rubbing the clit with your thumb.
Dude me and that bitch got crazy, not only did i finger her, but i gave her the retarded ewalk and she took it like a champ.
I have one goal tonight and it's to retarded ewalk a bitch.
This term should instead be referred to a moment rather than a person, place, or thing. perhaps when trying to make something function when without any given instruction, the party with subject manner at hand has severe difficulty completing the task because they didn't lookup how to or proper instructions were lost/destroyed - they try to tinker with their creativity skills and end up taking forever complete the task.
* also this may best relate to a 'tweaker moment', - when something isn't quite right with trying operating something with no credential or training/ backround experience therefore this DIY approach was taken way out of proportion and may take the individual forever to complete, because they don't know wtf they're doing, long story short. Something as frustrating as this sounds is what i call "retard shit" from trying to function without important parts or tools to get something to work.
example: "I don't have the patients for this 'retard shit' - trying to go out of my way to do this will make me be late for school! Find someone else to help you bruh! I give up."
scenerio: when trying to fix a spray bottle that is not spraying contents, when no instructions came equipped with the merchandise (spray nozzle and bottle) - yet, there may be a tube and little plastic components that are also fixxed with the nozzle part, that might need to lock in or be fixiated a certain way to make function properly.