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“My nipples are so hard they’re like tits in the river.”
The dance someone does when they unexpectedly fall into a cold river.
"Did you see that turtle in the river?"
"No."
"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."
(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)
"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"
"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"
A YouTuber who does covers, gameplay and animation.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Darryl does a lot of videos for YouTube?
Person 2: Yeah, he is such a River Kamishiro.
River is the most amazing person. They bring me so much joy. I wish I could cuddle them and love them forever. They love someone else but that will change soon! They are my whole world. They make me get butterflies every time I talk to them. They make me super duper happy. Every time I talk to them I feel the most powerful being ever. I'm so lucky to have them. They truly mean everything to me. The only reason I don't wanna die is because of them. They are super kind and adorable. I want to kiss them so badly. They make my heart all warm and fuzzy and I can't get enough of it. They may not like me that way but I hope they never forget how much I truly love and care for them. ~Kenji
"Hey, you know Addie/River right?"
"Yeah! Their the love of my life! I love them so much! "
When a woman's vagina is continuously and excessively wet and is very pleasing to the male species.
Whenever we talk about sexual activities, my girl gets wet as a river.
A small private school in Worcester. It's the brokest private school in England, the teachers are constantly annoyed and there's never enough money for anything. The PE Teacher is a simp, the girls get to do anything that they want in PE, and the boys just have to do the same. The computers in the ICT are older than the dinosaurs and crash when you try to open google. We haven't won a sporting event since Queen Victoria was alive. The kids are good though, and you'll probably make some really good friends. Overall, it can be quite fun, and you'll have quite a good time.
1: "Where do you go to school?"
2: "I go to The River School"
1: "Aren't they completely broke?"
2: "Yea, we haven't had new computers since the dinosaurs!"
Indian river middle school is a peice of shit filled with hores and fake ass people the teachers are sexist and its fucking gross the water fountains are shit and so are the people and there ain't no thick girls
Indian river middle school is trash