brokest

Feeling extremely extremely poor, especially due to a stupid purchase, cheated by an ex-lover who used the money for another lover, or due to just refusing to work for years.

Dude, help me, I am brokest. Can you spare me some moolah to buy myself an ice-cream?
I hear that Tom is brokest by his wife, who bought this "magic rock" for good luck at $10,000.