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Basically yeeting people across the multiverse for a thing far worse then destroying the multiverse
Hey you know i'm vegan RiGhT? You: yes why are you asking Friend: and you know i have a dog right You:Yes Friend: And so is my do- You: You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE
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"Pokimane: Nigga your not funny only lame niggas say that shit"
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Every Saturday of the month is National do whatever your girlfriend says day. Girls get ready to tell your boyfriends what to do.
Guy 1: What are you doing Saturday?
Guy 2: I don't know whatever my girlfriend wants me to do.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Its National do whatever your girlfriend says day.
guy 1: Oh ok damn sorry bud.
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Typically a guy with big feet directly relates to how long their penis is.
Person 1: I have big feet.
Person 2: You know what they say about guys with big feet.
Person 1: Yeah yeah, i have a large penis.
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The mature way for a teenager to apologize on Australian Television for throwing a party that resulted in damage to law enforcement vehicles. Is the perfect comeback for when a bitchy anchorwoman tells you to take off your glasses and apologize.
Anchorwoman: Why don't you take off your glasses and apologize like an adult?
Teenager: I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...
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Then why are you all up in my grill!
Did I say you can cook in my kitchen?
Then why are you all up in my grill!
Did I invite you to my business meeting?
Then why are you all up in my business?!?
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When u say that ur fine, but ur not rly fine
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