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The acrid vile often unexpected liquid black excrement that comes spewing forth violently after a whiskey binge.
1. I was in the can most of the morning because of those goddamned whiskey shits.
2. He thought it was a fart, but it turned out he had the whiskey shits.
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"the tracer shit" A tracer is eaten and poo is monitored until the tracer is passed
I'm feeling a bit backed up and wonder how fast im passing the food I eat so I eat a fuck load of sweet corn and wait for the tracer shit to splash in to the bowl
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The act of doing things against the law that are funny
Did you see all the goon shit Scott is doing?
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What results when the park clean-up guy impales mounds of dog shit with his pointed stick.
That's one big shit kebab; I'd hate to be the one to clean it off.
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Phrase used to simply describe something mind-blowing or deeply philosophical in nature. Often said when too lazy to reply in an equally sophisticated or intellectual manner.
Girl: "Have you ever thought that perhaps the Universe created intellectual beings so it is able to understand itself?"
Guy: "I can't say that I have."
Girl: "It's quite mind-bending."
Guy: "Shit's deep."
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When you are very hung over and you have alcohol induced diarrhoea
Awww man I woke up today and ran straight to the toilet hangover shits everywhere!
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Shits Ahoy is a cookie the size of a Chips Ahoy but made totally of shit. A premium Shits Ahoy is fresh and warm. A Shits Ahoy is part of a challenge. What is the least amount of money one would accept to eat a Shits Ahoy cookie ?
" The pot head from Colorado, was willing to accept $ 5,000 dollars to eat a Shits Ahoy."
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