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this is yelled by someone's father from the driver's seat when the vehicle is moving at a high rate of speed and hits a dip in the road.
Everyone hold on tight, we are about to "shoot the loop with plastic poop!"
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This is an expression of extreme frustration. Synonymous with FUCK and TITS
Or a strong negative response to a suggestion. Synonymous with hell no and over my dead body as well as fuck that.
Or in rare occasion an actual request to be shot by a firearm. Synonymous with the n-word granted the right audience and location.
1-I can't fucking do this shit
2-...
1-Just Fucking shoot me
OR...
1-Want to see the new alvin and the chipmunks movie?
2-Just fucking shoot me.
OR...(If on death row in Oklahoma)
1-For your crimes your life will be taken. How would you like the Great State of Oklahoma to take your life? Lethal Injection, Electric Chair, Firing Squad?
2-Just Fucking Shoot Me
1-Sweet, that's my favorite. I'm a backward fuck who still believes in capital punishment and doing it in extremely inhumane ways. We also believe in using capital punishment as much as possible. If only we could keep up with those sick fucks in Texas and Virginia.
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when you get shot in the ball sack or scrotum with an airsoft gun and the bb gets stuck in your ball or scrotum. then while having sex with a girl, you ejaculate the bb and then put it in the same airsoft gun that shot said bb and shot the girl with it. if one plays the "waiting ball showing game," be aware if your victims are crack shots and are armed.
Pat was denyed the rusty trombone by allison so out of a fit of rage he statesboro shoot em upped allison with the bb lodged in his sack which was shot by shea after receiving the goat
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When both partners of a relationship have been fixed and can't get pregnant. The male has had a vasectomy and the female her tubes tied or a hysterectomy. The male therefore does not have sperm in his ejaculate and the female no way to deliver an egg to be impregnated.
Female 1: "The sex with Joe was great last night. I love not using a condom."
Female 2: "Hey aren't you guys afraid you'll get pregnant?"
Female1: "We're both fixed. He's shooting blanks into a dead end!"
I have had a vasectomy (tubes tied) my ejaculate cum contains no sperms, cannot make you pregnant, therefore let us fuck each other silly
Hi Babe! We should get to know each other better - I only shoot blanks ...
An exclamatory phrase, often said when someone receives an L or something is excessively cringey.
"I honestly want to shoot my cock off, how the fuck did I lose my keys?"
"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."
A penis with laser guided precision that locks straight to its target. It's been known to be somewhat predatory in some environments. It has been considered to be somewhat dangerous in ex Soviet states.
Be careful tonight, my radar says there are plenty of SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) out in the town looking for predatory targets to lock on to.