I am a legend. i am the guy with the 6 pack that is 6 foot tall and i am so pro.
In a bit, I need to finish a reticle closing speed test cause I am gay.
Wiping your ass so fast so that you finish quickly.
Often makes your anus bleed or give it a rash.
Guy outside stall: "Dude, hurry up!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"
when you gotta get out quick and you grab you flipflops even though youre still wearing socks for example
yo bro imma speed out real quick
aight dawg
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When a person runs inbetween classes to get to the next class or to be first in line for lunch. This usually happens in highschool and mostly happens with freshman. Seen as speeding because they run like an idiot unlike others and other people usually hope they trip and eat shit in the hallway
A: "stupid freshman running to their next class"
B: "Yeah man someone should give them a hallway speeding ticket"
Or
*Sees freshie running*
A: "God i hope that kid trips"