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An institution dedicated to producing employees for companies owned by graduates of The University of Michigan.
Being accepted to Ohio State University requires filling out an application.
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People(definition 1 and 4) tend to forget that there is more to the state of New York than just New York City and Buffalo. Central New York is composed of cities and towns that aren't quite "upstate", despite the fact that someone from the City would assume that anything north is upstate.
These cities include Utica, New Hartford, Clinton, Holland Patent, Syracuse, Oneida, Rome, Ithaca, and other such cities/towns.
There are many hick areas that also make up CNY, but even CNYers forget about them.
Definition 4 was close to being right, but seemed to be unaware that the CNY community is close-knit would not consider themselves "midwestern New Yorkers".
CNY- home of tomato pie, half moons, and chicken riggies. By far the best area in all of new york state
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A small SUNY school in the heart of Plattsburgh, NY, a small north country town on Lake Champlain about 20 minutes away from the border (and a really "awesome" bar called The Rocket, where you can get some coke with that Molson). Nearly every student enrolled, except for the copious amounts of Japanese exchange students, had Plattsburgh as about number six on their list of schools they wished to attend. Then, they either got lazy or didn't get into any other school they applied to. So they came to Plattsburgh State University becuase if you could write your name on the application you were in. This led to the massive influx of freshmen in the fall of 06, leading to really lame parties and no parking spaces for anyone. In past years, it was actually really fun. Then all the fun people left. Over the years, it has gotten progressively lamer. When students get really bored of the lameness, they take a trip to Montreal and realize how shitty their life is. This is usually compensated for by heavily drinking at least 5 days out of the week and smoking ones self stupid, then going downtown to get Pizza Bonos. Homework is rarely done, not because of laziness, but because this is Plattsburgh.
for some reason, the administrators changed the name to Plattsburgh State University College in 05. why the repetativeness? no one knows.
One of the qualities a Plattsburgh State student must have is a deep, penetrating hatred for ones self and a want to either jump off of the Kehoe administration building with a group of friends or drown themselves in the the Hawkins Pond. There is actually a facebook group devoted to this sentiment. If you go to Plattsburgh, you are probably a member.
Another is a drive to become the best semi-functioning alcoholic/stoner they can be.
Most students say they are going to transfer next semester. They want to see if they'll hate themselves as much somewhere else. They will. This transfer to another school rarely happens, and if it does, that person is our life-long idol.
If you go here, you know and love poutine.
Hey, what do you want to do on this fine, freezing cold August day at Plattsburgh State University ?
I want to drink my face off, try not to kill myself, and smoke myself retarded!
Awesome! me too!
Sweet! then we can go to Pizza Bonos, drink more downtown, then go jump in Lake Champlain and hope that Champy gets us before hypothermia!
Boy, I love Plattsburgh State University.
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A beautiful nation, with many diverse people living together. The fact that we can openly critisize and make rediculous claims about the government freely is what makes USA such a wonderful nation. Many people bash America as it seems the "cool" and "popular" thing to do. Ofcourse America isn't perfect, but it's going well, and has been doing tremendously--especially for it's youth. America fought a long battle against racism, and everyone's rights are equal and protected, yet there is still underlying racism among some people.
The United states of america, despite it's problems, has many diverse citizens, and is overall a great country for anyone to visit.
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A public university in Terre Haute, Indiana that is usually one's back up school to their back up school. No true academic reputation like the other public schools in Indiana. The only people who will go here are those who never tried in high school, causing them to be rejected by Purdue, IU and Ball State, or college drop outs. Hence why it's acronym, ISU, truly means "I Screwed Up."
Random guy: "Where do you go to school?"
Indiana State University student: "I use to go to Purdue, but I couldn't handle it and dropped out, so now I'm at ISU."
Random guy: "What's ISU?"
ISU Student: "I Screwed Up"
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The best country on earth!
(No offense other 193 countries...)
"Where do you live?"
>>"The best country on earth! The United States of America!"
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A large urban university located in Atlanta, Georgia. The school is located right next to Grady Memorial hospital and underground atlanta.
In 2012, the school is the fastest growing sugar baby college in the nation so much so that Drake mentioned GSU in his song HYFR. The smell of cheap girls, rachetness, marijuana and bad beer from Green's can never be erased. The school claims to be a research university but barely has enough money to cover their population's computer use. GSU is known to be an unofficial public HBCU sponsoring many events with Clark Atlanta, Morehouse and other HBCUs. GSU got its Panther mascot from Clark Atlanta University.
GSU is also a hub for post-bacc students who want to go back to school. The school is primarily a commuter school. As tuition continues to go up and up the number of students able to afford to live on campus goes down and down.
The school traces its strong African American roots from rapper Ludacris who attended GSU(but didn't graduate)
GSU started out as a night school but has transformed into a night university. The school has a rivalry with Georgia Southern University.
Every night club in Atlanta would be out of business without Georgia State students.
Yo where are you going to college?"
"I didn't get in to UGA or Georiga Tech. I have to go to Georgia State University."
"I'm so sorry, but at least they have football?"
"Yeah, too bad they have lost every season they have been in existence and get worse every year."
"Oh yeah. At least they have dorms?"
"Yeah, too bad the dorms are really just old hotels converted into housing complexes. Most of them look like jail cells."
"Oh that's true. Well, at least if you ever get shot the hospital is right there?"
"Yeah I guess you're right! Go panthers!"
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