No take backs

When you can’t reset the words you said

I own a PlayStation.no take backs

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Take the Can

to take a used condom and swallow the contents, especially when the sexual act which produces said contents is of the oral variety.

"I thought I'd hooked up with some freaky chicks, but Amy...she likes to take the can."

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Taking the cream

Taking the cream is when you get the easy part of the job!

I'm taking the cream today not Dave Reece

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SHIT...TAKE!

When you accidentally say Shit in a public place then yell TAKE! As in the mushroom.

* Le guy sitting at restaurant*

*Knocks over Glass*
Guy: SHIT...TAKE!

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Taking the lead

A phrase used on a night out when a friend has pulled an ugly girl (a dog)

Dave: alright lads, this is Sheila

Dave's mates: Dave's taking the lead

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take it to the neck

to slam heroin in the jugular vein in your neck

i got some good dope bro lets take it to the neck

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take it to the face

what one must do when the situation reaches the apex of awkwardness

when you are surrounded by a) exboyfriends b) awkward fucks c)boyfriends exgirlfriends d)toolsheds e)basically any william and mary student

having to drink an entire bottle of andre by oneself to compensate for the awkwardness

so awkward that EVEN CRAT WILL SUFFICE

At an open, non-greek william and mary party, after the THIRD toolbag has tried to get you to dance with him...

"girls, this party sucks"
"take it to the face"

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