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Two finger tap dance

A rhythmic form of vaginal stimulation involving the pointer and middle finger. This can be performed on ones self or done to a willing partner. While this may be used to refer to the simple act of fingering, it more specifically describes a palm upwards technique. This approach differs from the standard "come hither" goto g-spot stimulater by way of independent finger movement.

ex 1 : Ralph: "She was like going to explode when I was giving her the two finger tap dance."

ex 2: Joe: "Aww man Susie said she just wanted to stay in and chill alone tonight."
Robert: "Ohh dude don't worry she probably just has to do the ol two finger tap dance."

ex 3: Dan: "Sometimes I question if my partner enjoys the two finger tap dance."

by Stickyfingwrs February 17, 2010

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Jesus tap dancing christ

instead of using the word"Jesus christ!"you would use "Jesus tap dancing christ!"

Jesus tap dancing christ you smell bad.

by kenny bachman April 5, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


drinks from the warm tap

Derogatory expression for one who is homosexual

Yeah, he drinks from the warm tap...

by Olddog2007 September 17, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Horseshoe Wrap With A Triangle Tap

An otherwise hairless woman who, when naked, reveals a large path of hair from top of the ass crack, up through the front of the crotch, ending in a gigantic bush.

Steve: that woman is beautiful.
Mike: Not even. Look at that horseshoe wrap with a triangle tap. DISGUSTING.

by Wife of Custos December 23, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cap it before you tap it

To use a condom before engaging in sexual intercourse.

Friend: Dude, I hope you Cap it before you tap it. She looked nasty.

Lucky Joe: Hell ya, dude! No STDs for me!

by Zeak April 1, 2008

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wrap it before you tap it

Putting on a condom before douching it out on a girl.

phil-Did you wrap it before you tap it?
bob-hell naw, she let me go solo!
phil-damn, douching it out on jenn.

by zOMGitzNIK December 27, 2011

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tap that like a maple tree

the term "tap that like a maple tree" means that you want to "tap that" (slap that, touch that, get that...etc) as you would tap a maple tree for syrup (goodness). used to express desire towards a person, place, thing, goat...etc.

((an attractive person walks by))

you say to yourself, your friend, or the lonely-looking street cone, "damn, i wanna tap that like a maple tree!!"

by becca May 26, 2004

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