A Person that teaches pie, doesn't eat it.
Dad ate my homework cause my Math teacher said it had pie in it
Someone who always makes jokes about everything, gives bad grades, always draw hella weird shit on the board, and never sits still.
Student 1: umm why is there a weird drawing on the board?
Student 2: oh just the math teacher
A creature that teaches math
X:who is teaching you horror clas- i mean math?
Z:the math teacher
creatures that lurk the gyms and fields of a school. Despite their job title promoting physical education, they ironically haven’t done anything physical since they were in high school. You can feel the floor vibrate and see the San Franciscans getting ptsd as the ground shakes like 8.0 magnitude earthquake as these colossal beings rock the earth with every 500 pound step they take. They tell students to “do more push ups” while all they do is viscously push more food into their mouths. So only time you’ll see these creatures move any faster then a walking pace, is when there’s a flash sale at McDonald’s.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT
Person 2: oh dw it’s not an earthquake the pe teachers just came back from McDonald’s.
When someone peeps on kids in a stall or checks them out in a hallway or as kids are in class.
That guy Is checking out kids like a p.e. teacher
Reference to Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, manchester united manager.
Ole's a PE teacher, he doesn't have tactics just vibes
1. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is a nickname given to a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historicall, racial or political topics with little or no accuracy.
2. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is also a drinking game centered around a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historical, racial or political topic with little or no accuracy, wherein the witnesses of said ramblings drink every time the aforementioned makes an inaccurate remark.
Tell the bartender we need another round, the Drunken Social Studies Teacher at the end of the bar is at it again!