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The erect penis of a red-haired man (ginger person).
Casey railed the shit out of that chick with his flaming fuck hammer.
Lets get super drunk. Or lets get fucked up ( by getting drunk)
Utsav - Wanna go to the bar?
Anup - Fuck yeah!! Lets get hammered tonight.
A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.
I totally gave that girl last night an "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!
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adjectival clause describing someone who is superbly stupid
My neighbour's as dumb as a bag of hammers - he's trying to change his tires without a jack.
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Spoken quickly and flatly, as a rejection (with authoritative disdain) of another's opinion, request, suggestion. (Originated as sound bite on sports talk radio station, where Mr. Hammer produces.)
Your idiot relative at Thanksgiving dinner: That Brittany -- she'll make a comeback, you'll see.
You: Lee Hammer says no.
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1. this is when you bludgeon and kill a seal with your erect penis
2. this is when you awaken your significant other by hitting her repeatedly in the face with the head of your penis. (see also: Australian alarm clock.
1. Even though the eskimo mushroom hammer is fun, PETA is strongly against it.
2. Lisa prefers the eskimo mushroom hammer to the australian alarm clock.
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To get a person intoxicated, with the ulterior motive of later having rough intercourse with them.
I'm going out with "Heather" for a little Hammer 'n Anvil action... I'm gonna get her hammered and pound her like an anvil.