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When someone pisses on a toilet seat purposefully so the next person has to sit in his urine.
I am a toilet terrorist to my roommate.
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The "Skibidi toilet syndrome" is caused when an individual watches so many skibidi toilet videos, their brain slowly turns into a rough shape of a toilet and stars mold grows on their brain.
- Dude, did you hear what happened to Jacob?
- Yeah, i heard he was diagnosed with skibidi toilet syndrome.
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The uncomfortable surprise of toilet bowl water splashing upward against your genitals because your feces hit the surface like a meteor.
Today I had the worst case of toilet bowl blowback. Like my poop hit the Yucatan and killed dozens of toilet dinos bad. Sploosh.
"OMG IS THAT BTS?"
"YOU MEAN BANGLADESH TOILET SERVICES? YEAH!"
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When you are taking a shit and your dick touches the cold porcelain at the front of the toilet, causing discomfort and in the case of public toilets, absolute disgust.
Best referred to as "TBD" in mixed company.
I was taking a shit and I got toilet bowl dick again.
Man the toilets in the mens washroom here are just terrible for TBD.
FUCKING TBD!!
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A parody of the children's song, "I'm a Little Teapot".
♫I'm a little toilet,♫
♫Full of soul.♫
♫This is my cistern♫
♫And here is my bowl.♫
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Quite possibly the only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm toilet seat. The thought of sitting and basking in the misery of someone else's rectal warmth is not only disturbing, but also detestable, repugnant, hideous, and completely repulsive. The most heinous, hardened criminal should not have to suffer a fate as bad as sitting on a warm toilet seat.
Those that enjoy warm toilet seats usually also enjoy drinking room temperature coffee, eating food off the floor despite the expiration of the 5-second rule, not washing their hands after using the bathroom (worsened only by the use of a warm toilet seat), discarding of damp baby diapers into a trash receptacle inside the house, using a reused plastic bag to pick-up dog feces with their hand, and other vile, wretched acts.
The only thing worse than a warm toilet seat is a warm public toilet seat. Should you find yourself forced to use a warm public toilet seat, you should promptly burn all of the flesh subjected to this unholy hell. May God have mercy on your soul.
Jeff: OMG! I just had to use the bathroom in the office. The toilet seat was......WARM!
Kari: Dear God! A warm toilet seat? Say it ain't so!
Jeff: It is so. I'm so ashamed, but there was no alternative.
Kari: I will pray for you. Meanwhile, here's some gasoline and a match. You know what you have to do.
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