Trump crazy

ranting on twitter about irrelevant stuff.

He had a presidential tweet & then went all trump crazy ranting about weird crap

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trumps willy

a tiny sausage, like a Vienna, but smaller and with an odd orange (Cheeto-like) color

Do you know what trumps willy tastes like? Hell, no, get out of here, you disgusting trumpervert!

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Trump Finger

/trəmp 'fiNGɡər/

noun.

An unfortunate hereditary condition in which one's fingers are disproportionately stubby and small like Vienna Sausages.

Donald tried to type "unprecedented" in his Tweet, but his Trump Fingers fat fingered it so that he typed "unpredisdented".

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trump tantrum

When Donald Trump is in a debate with someone or responding to someone's opinion of him, he throws a tantrum like a five year old kid and name calls.

There Donald goes again doing the Trump Tantrum.

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Trump balls

A stand-alone response to a statement, declaring that the person giving it has no proof. Literally, "That's your imagination!"

Statement: "Ever see Hillary up close? She has a third eye! "
Response: "Trump balls!"

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trump stain

The stain left after four years of a Trump presidency that is similar to the toilet stain left after a night of eating nachos and drinking beer.

Dude those jalapeno nachos and cheap beer we had last night made me leave a trump stain in your toilet.

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Trumped out

The exhausted state of mind that occurs from too much news about Donald Trump

Dude, I'm totally taking a Facebook hiatus this week because I'm completely trumped out.