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Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by October 17, 2021


Turn-back Pony

A variant of the reverse cowgirl where the girl straddles the man facing away, sticks his dick in her ass and rides vigorously while looking back at her lover, moaning "I'm a pony! I'm a pony!" Ass-slapping is optional but recommended.

Hey Carlos, last night Brittainy did the turn-back pony and I'm still sore. I left hand sized bruises on her ass cheeks tho.

by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023


turn the lights off

the stan twitter reaction, "turn the lights off" means to tell someone to go to sleep. it is used when someone does/say something embarrassing or undefendable.

person 1 : taylor swift is better than beyoncé

person 2 : babe turn the lights off cause what..

by angelsanal August 29, 2023

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turning yellow

Turning Yellow/Turned yellow is when a youtuber's video becomes demonized.

Count Dankula even had his non-political videos turning yellow!

by Joseph2MTG2 May 19, 2019


Utah U-Turn

Doggy style but you reach back behind you to grab the balls.

I couldn’t believe it that girl just whipped out a Utah U-Turn on me.

by TennesseeTickFucker April 27, 2019


Turning Compost

The gay equivolent to cutting your mates grass.

Did you hear about Chris fucking Simon? I can’t believe he’s turning compost behind Danny’s back. I thought they were mates?

by Composter December 13, 2018


turn a wing

To change you opinion about something

Mom “I hate snakes
Kid “ I bought a snake”
Mom “Bet”

Turn a wing - To change your opinion about something

by JoeMommaa70 September 28, 2022