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a safe word to leave me alone before i snap
your in the middle of arguement with your significant other and your about to loose your temper if they dont leave you along, you say chingle me daress and the other person knows to back off
Coffee. And lots of it. Originally used because someone was having two iced coffees
Im having a stressful day. Double fist me the Jesus!
What I say when somone says fuck you
Somone in my discord server: FUCK YOU!
Me: Yes, Fuck Me~
feeling really cold. Needing to get warm. At wits end with how cold you are feeling. Aussie slang
Bob said to Harry whilst they were making a fire in the cold mountain terrain "geez Harry I'm freezing me chops off"
KAnye Yeast said this in Dont Like1
They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike (OHHHH)
Something to say when a woman shouts at a cafe.
Woman:I WANT COFFEE WITH DOUBLE SUGAR, NOT COFFEE WITH DOUBLE ICE!!!!!!
12-year-old fanboy:Hey this chick sounds like me!
To take ones fullest advantage over a situation and or individuals to conceive the most humor, profit, or deception.
-Mike you tire looks a little flat.
-“I will stop and put another can of fix-a-flat in it. It’ll be fine iv been doing this for months and the tire hasn’t failed yet.”
-mike
-“can you spare some change bro?”
- hell naw don’t mike-me bra