The most hick town school you’ll ever see. Clear Spring boasts the best Cross Country team in the county, as well as the lowest state testing scores in the state of Maryland. The student population is split into two groups, those with big dicks and those who think they have big dicks. The school agenda consists of tractor pulls and religious ceremonies that practice exorcisms to remove the gay from small innocent children. While Clear Spring High School has the most bathroom Juuler’s in the nation, it also has the most amount of juul busting teachers and yes we’re talking about you Gildersleve. Clear Spring hosts some of the worst teachers known to the country, that assign real work and grade it only when their job is on the line, any student of the school knows who we’re talking about.
The definition of Clear Spring High School is as stated...
Welcome to QHHS, otherwise known as the 1960s! Located in the Antelope Valley, if you aren’t white, cisgender, straight, and interested in sports, then good fucking luck. People threaten to shoot up the school constantly. Also everyone acts like they’re better than everyone else, but in reality most kids here are going to live and die in the AV. Did you know the mascot used to be a confederate soldier? And that everything was themed to be extremely racist? You’ll feel incredibly uncomfortable whenever you see paint chip off the murals and find that the confederate flag is under them. Do you like theater? Well you’re gonna have to perform in a cafeteria that violates multiple OSHA codes. Do you like band? Well…have fun with the director. That’s all I’ll say. Do you have a history class? Well you’ll find them in the magical “village” which is only here because they have so many sports fields that they refused to take out in favor of classes, and thus you will have to make a journey comparable to the Oregon Trail just to do badly on a DBQ. Do you like watching people making out? Hope you do, because you’ll see ass-gripping and face-fucking every time you turn a corner. Oh, and the center of the school is the “big gym”. Walking in there will feel like you’re walking into a fucking bullfighting arena, but when you get there all you’ll get is a pep rally in which someone will probably fall over and get made fun of. Also, don’t use the girl’s bathrooms. Just trust me, don’t.
“Have you been to Quartz Hill High School?”
“Oh, the place that used to have conservative flags painted everywhere?”
“Yep!”
St.Xavier High school or St.X
It is a very big school with lots of smart kids. St.X has several pregame rituals like a brotherhood shower. Also the Ball cleaning where the clean the football’s with there money.
Pablo: Where you go for High School Amigo
Jarod: Amigo I go to St.Xavier High School
Pablo: So thats why you shower with other men.
Taking a mirror photo or selfie in a public area (ex: bathroom) that appears to be empty; but at any given moment someone can walk in catching you during the act of a selfie.
Jen: “Wow! Cute outfit!”
Marissa: “Thanks! It was definitely a High-Risk Selfie since someone walked in right after I took it.”
Queer smearing finger licking fried chicken bitches
You look like you're from Hickson Valley High School. What a prick.
White girl high is like the effect that happens when one watches a single Nasa space video and feel that their whole outlook on life has changed.
Kaylin your acting so white girl high right now.