a significant other in which you have previously been in a relationship with, hence, the microwave portion of the term signifying a redo, or "re-heat" the romance if you will
"did you hear that jack is taking on the microwave love path with his ex?!"
A state of mind you obtain after a life of rejection and finally find someone who doesn't hate you after asking them out.
Bryan: "Man, I love my new girlfriend!"
Josh: "Dude, she didn't even say yes! You're in a serious state of Love Dementia."
when someone has protruding sides under his/her waist that you can grab onto, making them love bars
guy 1 : damn man you see that woman with the crazy huge love bars?
guy 2 : oh hell yeah i could give her the night of her life
A love camp is a transformed prison where “criminals” are brought to be shown love so they can change for the greater good.
Hey, Jimster, I heard your dad was sentenced to love camp..
Welcome to love camp, where we love you with all out hearts!
Gentleman's version of the Cretin's "Shocka". Where in a dandy fellow takes his (or her) freshly manicured digits, inserts two in a lady's Flower and one into her Eye of Horus. The then proceeds to row and joust about with precision and rhythm until the Belladonna has reached a moment of ecstasy.
Also the name of a Guns of Boom veteran Player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother fucking shotgun.
Bring it,noob.
OMFG, you just got the Neopolitan Love Fist, with a God Damn Blunderbuss.
You brought this on yourself.
A relationship in which a third party is equally attracted to but denied two others, who are themselves in a close relationship.
Stacy needs to give it up. She has been in a love tricycle with Katie and Rick for like six months. Every party she gets all over them and they both straight up ignore her.