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Balls Depp

When a male is in a legal battle with a female that he is expected to lose because of his gender, but then hard evidence comes in to show that he is in fact innocent. First it looked like the male was getting fucked, but in reality he is Balls Depp in the female, referring to the legal battle between Johnny Depp and Amber Turd.

"My wife is trying to get the kids because she claims that I am an alcoholic, however we have security cameras in our house that shows the opposite!" Said Frederik. "Wauw, you're Balls Depp in that bitch!" answered Jakob.

"Remember that time were Amber Turd was trying to destroy Johnny Depp because he was a man so no one would believe him?" "Yeah, boy were she wrong! He was actually Balls Depp in her! Legally"

by Mandasm May 24, 2022


Chocolate Salty Balls

A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.

May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.

Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls...
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em!!

by ChuckInDuuupps December 2, 2017


ball sack in my anus

Ball sack inserted into the asshole

Yo you’re walking a little funny what’s wrong?

I’m just trying ball sack in my anus

by AlfredGyra December 15, 2020


Wrong Basket Ball

When a man plays basket ball and takes it all the way to another court and scores it over there like a big massive asshole

My friend was doing Wrong Basket Ball

by Dartrix October 6, 2021


Ball Powderer

(noun) Person or people who are overly sensitive to their inferiors or direct employees feelings and goes above and beyond to baby or provide as much help and cheerleading as humanly possible. Doing so much to help the person and baby them, they even go as far to apply powder on said persons balls. One who is an enabler of people who think they are doing the most difficult task in the world.

"Damn, Tom's such a ball Powderer, he would never tell someone to stop playing video games on the clock"

" Lineman coach is such a ball Powderer, he's not making them do sprints tonight"

by Yolosaurus July 10, 2019


Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.

Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017


monkeys balls

i be dragging these big booty balls on the floor.

i think my dog suffers for monkeys balls.

by malcom dick August 30, 2023