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Noun; When one is to jerk of in the sun and leaves the semen dribbled on ones penis. One would then proceed to sunbathe, allowing the semen to shrivel and dry.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.
"Dude I was sunbathing and felt the urge to splurge, long story short I had some crunchy love flakes as a snack"
that one couple who talking to people in the "uwu baby voice" to each other and says things like "bawy i miss you so much i need cuddles uwu" and its really weird
person a: "oh my gosh Johnathan and his gf were being such a lovely dovey couple"
person b: "omg ew"
Where a man and woman both eat bad food to instigate diarrhoea. They both shit in the same toilet, she the squeezes her period blood on top and finally finished with the man cumming on to the very top.
Ahh mate, last night we made a saucy love lasagne.
kei. my pride and joy, my other half, mi media naranja
oh, yeah? well ... my love is better than salem's love..?
Not be confused with OCD, ODD which are real diagnosis rather than something some kid just made-up
ODLD stands for Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder, it refers to a disorder of obssively loving Dream (the minecraft YouTuber)
———Symptoms———
• Dream connected gender or/and orientation (notably: "dreamgender")
• Calling someone who doesn't like dream by (pseudo)slurs
• Prefering dream/drem pragmatic treatment (pronouns)
• Being a dream fanboy on twitter
The world's TikTok big pharma health association stated that "considering modern scientific research on the fields of psychology of ODLD, point to the induction that ODLD affects 1 in 150 people, it is considered about as common as the previous diagnosis of Empathetic Cutie Overload Common Disorder and Dance Cow Friend Condition"
"Lol that motherfucker has ODLD (Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder)!!" ~Uninteligent 23
"Better than Transgender Fucking Disease" ~Some fuck-fuck
When you’re getting the Gabagoo and say “I love you” as you have a God level orgasm
Amazing healthy boyfriend: You know when I was rearranging your guts, 💦 you love nutted.
Me: what’s a love nut? 😂
Bf: When you uncontrollably said ILOVEYOU at the top of your lungs when I was beatin it from the back n hitting your g spot , rubbing your clit, n biting your ear
Me: 🥲🤤🥰
Love blindness is an emotional version of color blindness where a person interprets red flags as giant green just-fucking-go-for-it flags.
The term love blind was coined by Keeley Jones, one of those "they" that name stuff.
Keely proposed that she and Rebecca were perhaps love blind for ignoring so many red flags in previous relationships.
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