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Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
Omniman: Let Me Break It Down For You Mark...
Invincible:...
The hand used for masturbating.
You're getting a tattoo on your hand? Is that your me-time hand?
my reaction when visiting r/noahgettheboat
person 1: *logs onto reddit and goes to r/noahgettheboat*
person 1: EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!
*person 1's parent proceeds to whoop them*
me when i see otherwise innocent words become sexual
EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?
WHO MADE BUNNY RABIT A SEXUAL TERM
'Kuku kee me' is an expression made when you are really cracked up as a result of jokes or type of amusement.
When someone is telling you to stop, but you refuse and challenge them into stopping you; most likely fighting
A: bro can you stop screaming in the bus for no reason
B: then Make me
A: bruh...