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On the 1st of June every year is when you should kiss your boyfriend, girlfriend, crush, etc. and they need to kiss you back. It doesn’t matter where or when, it’s just an excuse to kiss them. (Screenshot this and send it to them for context if needed)
You:*kisses person*
Person: “what…?”
You: *shows screenshot* “look at the date, 1 June”
Person: “oh, finally I get to kiss you!” *kisses you*
People born on April 1 have the biggest dick.
They are able to make any person horny just by looking at them.
-Your dick is so big!
-Yeah i was born on April 1
2👍 1👎
A subtle way of asking if someone is fucked up, and if so, how fucked up they are.
(When your friend is acting weird, but you’re in public)
You: 1 to 10?
Friend: Uhh, seven?
a lad that likes to watch anime. in a relationship with Jack
youre such an Anna 1
You already know the number one homeboy from hell
Damn that guy the #1 demon
HELL yeah he is!
Not an inside joke javascript:javascript:alert(1)
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