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When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.
Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?
Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!
Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!
When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.
Sorry I can't do a coffee today, I have a jerk from home day.
White stuff the baker puts on his donuts and cakes for some sweet and salty flavor.
I walked in to the back of the bakery and saw the chef pouring his home made icing all over the donuts while he was watching his computer! He must be a pro! Talk about multitasking.
The act of sliding across the soaking wet locker room floor completely nude and subsequently ending up in the showers
“Jerry did the most epic home run slide after gym!”
The act of driving home before the effects of consumed alcohol start to set in (e.g.: you're not drunk yet, but if you don't get home quick, you're fucked).
Dude 1: "Dude, what happened to you at the party last night? You sure took off quick, did you get home OK?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I had to race the beer home. Another twenty minutes and I'd have been blitzed."
In the southern tier region of New York state (more specifically Binghamton NY, "craving the walk home" is slang or colloquial term for walking back to ones residence from a particularly far distance after either leaving a function, bar, restaurant, or friends place of residence. This activity usually happens late at night while one is intoxicated.
Person 1: hey why are you in the middle of nowhere on snapmap?
Person 2: I am obscenely plastered and I am craving the walk home back to my dorm; I will be back in an hour.
An addict who doesn't bother anybody. Just stays at home and deals with their addiction. not one to go up the town and hassle shoppers or rob folks houses or that. Just stays at home and does no harm to anyone else but themselves.
That fella doesn't bother anybody, he's a stay at home junkie