To be stupid, dumb, unintelligent, or unaware. Best used as an accusation
Past tense: “ate the mouse”
“bro how did you not know that she went to our school? you ate the mouse fr.”
“i knew! i swear i didn’t eat the mouse”
A Mouse Merchant is a person who gains all of their victories through pure luck and fraudulent circumstances, therefore making all of their wins “Mickey Mouse” Wins.
Jonas just won another game by camping at max height and avoiding confrontation all game, he’s a real Mouse Merchant!
A throw away merkin, sold at Disneyland, and made of two circles of black pubic hair with a red bow in the center.
Greg and Chris wanted some kinky 70s porn star bush action back at the Disneyland Hotel, so Brad’s mom bought Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes to wear over her freshly waxed minge.
A cross-breed of Cloud from Final Fantasy and the Mickey Mouse from Kingdom Hearts.
He is very emo because of his parents and doesn't have many friends.
Sally: OMFG Clicky! How are you?
Clicky: HOW DO YOU THINK I'M DOING? >:|
C'mon down to Clicky Mouse Club House!
Elizabeth: I wonder what would happen if Cloud and Mickey Mouse had a child.
Betty: Their lovechild would be so emo. And his name would be Clicky.
Like a wolf in sheeps clothing, Pajama Mouse is a derogatory name to call a cat; as if the cat is just a mouse in the cat's pajamas. Mostly used when the cat is being an asshole, and meant to demean.
Davey! Stop licking my toe with your poop breath, you Pajama Mouse!