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eat the mouse

To be stupid, dumb, unintelligent, or unaware. Best used as an accusation

Past tense: “ate the mouse

“bro how did you not know that she went to our school? you ate the mouse fr.”
“i knew! i swear i didn’t eat the mouse”

by slumpchump March 31, 2024


Mouse Merchant

A Mouse Merchant is a person who gains all of their victories through pure luck and fraudulent circumstances, therefore making all of their wins “Mickey Mouse” Wins.

Jonas just won another game by camping at max height and avoiding confrontation all game, he’s a real Mouse Merchant!

by Gussington February 28, 2022


mickey mouse is garbage

no its not you idiot

mickey mouse is garbage guys its garbage

by youAreDumbMonke July 1, 2021


Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes

A throw away merkin, sold at Disneyland, and made of two circles of black pubic hair with a red bow in the center.

Greg and Chris wanted some kinky 70s porn star bush action back at the Disneyland Hotel, so Brad’s mom bought Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes to wear over her freshly waxed minge.

by crjoker May 7, 2022


Clicky Mouse

A cross-breed of Cloud from Final Fantasy and the Mickey Mouse from Kingdom Hearts.
He is very emo because of his parents and doesn't have many friends.

Sally: OMFG Clicky! How are you?
Clicky: HOW DO YOU THINK I'M DOING? >:|

C'mon down to Clicky Mouse Club House!

Elizabeth: I wonder what would happen if Cloud and Mickey Mouse had a child.
Betty: Their lovechild would be so emo. And his name would be Clicky.

by TofuWater September 20, 2009


Pajama Mouse

Like a wolf in sheeps clothing, Pajama Mouse is a derogatory name to call a cat; as if the cat is just a mouse in the cat's pajamas. Mostly used when the cat is being an asshole, and meant to demean.

Davey! Stop licking my toe with your poop breath, you Pajama Mouse!

by Ballistic Lemon January 24, 2017


mouse meat

Small vaginal opening

She has good mouse meat

by Lil B253 August 23, 2017