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A show on MTV that did start, had one season, had episodes stopped being made, and was forgotten about.
Invincible is one of the many MTV Shit Shows.
A "country girl" who hangs around at stock shows waiting to bang anything with a pulse and a penis.
"Oh, her? She's been plowed more times than the family farm. TOTAL stock show hoe."
One man mixing mortar in a Mason truck, then sliding hot load to grout pump, then
shooting caustic load thru shotcrete gun.
Tony the tiler doing it all vertical concrete and all. Following points in space fixing walls making plumb out of naughty twisted juniper wood framing.
He calls it sweetest plumb the point painted in Sistine Chapel. Man touching God, all man ever was at that moment, attempting perfection while ballancing on a scaffold.His master mason Ed Medley free of the burden in this life used to call it God. To see Tony the tiler obviously maxed out doing the toil of a Hottie Mason helper
One mason shit-show.
Level headed driven by plumb crazy.
When your hair cut looks bad.
You need a shape-up.
Your barber gave you a bad haircut.
Get a new haircut.
Your hair looks like shit.
Evelinda: Hey Louis, your barber is showing.
Louis: No its not. I just didn't do my hair today...
When a random stranger (typically from the phillipines) messages you on facebook. After deciding she is ugly, you scheme to get her on webcam and show her your asshole, so that she may never bother another stranger again. So, you claim to have gotten a new puppy, and you want to show her. While you go get your "puppy" you drop your pants and spread your asshole as wide as possible in front of the webcam, simultaneously filming the footage so that you may later spam her facebook with these videos.
"I didn't ask you to show your puppy. I wanted love!"
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"The Opie (real name Gregg) and Anthony Show" are consistent, quality morning commute-time-slot radio personalities. The duo (with "glorified intern", the hysterical Jimmy Norton present almost every day) are syndicated in the weekday mornings from 6-9, and then on uncensored satellite radio from 9-11(AM).
A typical show can include story bits (radio bits that evolve from a witty or shocking story by anyone in the studio), celebrity call ins, an appearance by one of many of the shows' "unique characters" (ex. a 50 some odd woman, who is homeless and a virgin) or all of the above. Not greatly structured (but by no means "amateur" or loose feeling), the show is non linear and follows little pattern, with Op generally keeping the pace unfolding with new topics, while Anthony (and Jimmy) keep it loose.
The show is heavily criticized by fans of Howard Stern ("Howie" as he is commonly known in studio) as well as Howard himself, because he feels the radio duo has taken a formula he created and perfected, and he is (or seems at least) greatly disrespected by it. The two radio shows have been feuding ever since.
For the skeptics, give the show a chance.
"The Opie and Anthony Show" is a constantly evolving, uproariously hilarious talk show that usually does not get the respect it deserves.
FRRUUUUUUUUNKISSSS!
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An alternative, less forward way to request a member of the female sex to flash, expose or otherwise display her breasts to you. Ideally, asking a female to show her Olga's would be when she is wearing a zippered shirt, blouse or half shirt. However, any top will suffice. Show Your Olga’s was inspired and coined for use after Russian Speed Skater Olga Graf celebrated after competing to win the bronze medal in the Women's Speed Skating 3,000-meter at the Sochi Winter Olympics in 2014. During her celebration she unzipped her skating outfit but forgot she had no clothing on beneath her extremely tight uniform.
Dude: Whaaaassssuppp! Babe. Lookin good. How bout cha Show Your Olga's!
Chick: Mmmmmm that's so hot. Zipppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You like?
Dude: Helllzzzz yea! Best set I have seen since Sochi!
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