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To be controlled by an infant to such an extent that one stops engaging with one's friends, married or not. Usually occurs in first-time worrywart parents in their 30s.
Mike and Pam are so baby-whipped! They left the birthday party after only an hour so they could keep him on his nap schedule.
Name for the male genitalia.
Put your baby shooter back in your pants, Bob.
1. (n.) a type of hug in which one person jumps into the other's arms and simultaneously wraps their legs around the other's waist; usually given after a long period of not seeing someone
2. (n.) a ridiculously adorable marsupial native to Australia
1. After two years of not seeing each other, Stacy ran up to Kelsey and gave her a baby koala.
2. The baby koala at the zoo is ridiculously adorable.
Your A Fan Of Jack Stauber So You Searched This Song To See What It Means It Means Suicide
Hmh Whats That Song Oh! Im Just Listening To Baby Hotline
A man's cum.
Term is especially fitting when a man is having sex with a women without using protection of any sort.
God dammit Demetrius... I ain't on the pill no more and you got this baby cream all up in me, I ain't got time for this!!!
A woman's menstrual cycle or period. When one receives her monthly cycle, she then has the knowledge that she is not pregnant.
Me: "Got the no baby memo."
My boyfriend: "Yay?"
A very obnoxious and grating way to say someone's pregnant. An extremely annoying buzz word used by tabloid-style news outlets to have people storm the comment section to complain about the use of this horrendous and ridiculous expression. hence free traffic, you clever dudez!
"in the name of all that is good STOP SAYING "BABY BUMP !!!"
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