Baby-Whipped

To be controlled by an infant to such an extent that one stops engaging with one's friends, married or not. Usually occurs in first-time worrywart parents in their 30s.

Mike and Pam are so baby-whipped! They left the birthday party after only an hour so they could keep him on his nap schedule.

baby cool whip

a crazy drug that makes you trip out and see birds

Tom took that baby cool whip and now hes licking his own shoe

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whipping baby

serial scapegoat - someone who always gets the blame for stuff.

- I've had it up to here with being Mona's whipping baby.
- Fuck her.
- That may have been part of the problem.

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whipping babies

banging a guy with a babydick

My best friend has been whipping babies.

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Whipping babies up

Cooking up dope.

In the kitchen whipping babies up, Homer Simpson I got yellow stuff.
- Duwap Kaine (Know Wassup)