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A load of diarrhea, dumped out of your anus that meets all three of the following conditions:
1) It's hot.
2) It's the product of too much protein.
3) It makes many splashing noises.
"Dude, I just dropped a load of butt stew."
"Man, I've been dumping butt stew all week."
"Fwehw! Who laid this butt stew!"
"I just crapped out enough butt stew to feed africa..."
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A parody apparel company which served to spoof its biological and directional counterpart, The North Face. The South Butt idea is simple: stay comfortable, relaxed, and always be yourself. In contrast to The North Face slogan “never stop exploring” The South Butt’s slogan is “never stop relaxing.”
"I’m totally down with The South Butt way of life"
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In some cases, before taking a relieving poop there's an air pocket in your butt that explodes before your thump tugging turd is released into open waters. When this happens, the air released from the butt cheeks makes a distinguishing sound that resembles a raptor...so don't be startled, often occurs when eating baked beans and watching Jurassic Park.
Guy 1"Did you just get out of the bathroom?"
Guy 2"Yea. Why?"
Guy !"I swear to god your ass is a rabid Butt Raptor"
I was sitting in a bathroom stall at the Arclight theater and I heard a fucking Butt Raptor in the next stall. So I wiped my ass and got the fuck out of there.
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The act of administering a traditional wedgie by means of a karate chop. One must have ninja like skills to Karate chop so their hand lines up perfectly with the crack of the victim.
The fact that Jeremy was going "Commando" didn't prevent me from giving him a wedgie. I just gave him a Butt - Chop instead.
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The sensation of having a greasy and unwipeable ass usually occuring after consumption of large quantities of fried or fatty foods. A result of oily anal discharge, leakage, or extremely tacky fecal matter. Often accompanied by, or preceded by, 'The Itis.'
I ate two plates of ribs and a half pound of fudge last night. I keep wiping my ass today but I just can't shake this Mud Butt.
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A girl that due to moral obligations will not fornicate vaginally until married, but to make up for this, she partakes in anal sex to substitute for vaginal companionship. Upon marriage, most butt sluts become normal upstanding citizens, but some maintain an anal preference.
You know that chick Dolores from accounting... she's a butt slut.... You'll either have to shoot for the brown star or marry that broad if you want to hit that.
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