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An extremely annoying or contemptible person.
"have you met that Dale guy that used to have that fake newspaper?"
"I have, and he's a real fuckin' chode snake."
A very wide penis which is not by definition a chode due to it technically being longer than it is wide, but is still wide enough to the point where it's undesirable or appears stocky.
Girl: Look at how big my man's dick is!
Boy: (at first glance) wtf, that's a chode
Girl: That is not a chode. Shut up.
Boy: It's close enough. ... It's an honorary chode.
a verbal dispute between two chodes that has the potential to turn physical under the right circumstances
Brad: You stole my girl and fucked my wife! If I had to fight someone it would be you.
Trenton: YOU WOULD NEVER FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE PUSSSY!
Nicholas: Brad and Trenton really need to calm down.
Chaz: For dur. If they go at it for much longer we may get to witness a little chode chowdown
Any individual that works in the fire service who is usually one or more of the following:
1. Young and fresh out of fire academy
2. Hides his/her inexperience behind their massively large ego
3. Brags about a couple fires they went on with their PCF company.
4. Always has something to say such as "that's not how we did it at my PCF station."
5. Refuses to admit wrongdoing
6. Has firefighter license plates and/or stickers on their large lifted bro truck wth a light bar and HID headlights.
7. Tucks ears into duty hat
8. Usually more concerned with wearing one way reflective sunglasses and conversing with other fellow fire chodes than the training or incident at hand.
9. Cannot survive without a cell phone
10. Extremely active on social media and usually posts pictures taken in the fire engine or vape pictures.
11. Uses stupid slang words that no one in the fire service understands.
12. Usually lives at home and after getting a paid job with a department, buys a brand new diesel truck that usually costs more than most people's house payments.
FF1; "Is that guy checking the weather on his phone while we're going code 3 to this vegetation fire?"
FF2: "no he's just updating his status and Facebook picture. He's a fire chode"
FF1: "what are all those guys doing with their cell phones out? We're supposed to be training!"
FF2: "that's the new batch of fire chodes we just hired. I think they're comparing vape pictures."
This product is a grainy powder that can be rubbed on one's chode and it will dehydrate and shrivel the chode until the width grealy decreases and the chode becomes a normal penis. Found in the same habitat as the chode lasso.
Hey man, take some of this CHODE poison, it really worked for me!!! It's viagra for chodes!
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A person who hands another person a cashed bowl or you're just a chode
Marc hands me a cashed money,
I hit the bowl and get scoobies,
"Wow Marc, you're a Chode McGee!"
"What's a Chode McGee?"
"It's like calling someone a Scrooge on Christmas."
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A chode mamba is simply the leader of a group of chodes. In this scenario I am referring to a chode as someone who is totally acting not like themselves. The chode mamba tells everyone information that is truthfully pointless. A chode mamba has the power to lead the chodes and chode everyone out in any way possible.
He was sitting on the couch saying useless information that no one cares about acting like a chode-mamba.
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