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Christian Homerun

This shit is the farthest action that a child under God can do. While he waits to find a lady to take in marriage and get his dick wet all that he can do is dry hump the fucking soul out of the poor female. This typically happens when a boy of Jesus goes out for a night with the boys and gets completely bamboozled.

Brad: Yo, did you bang that jawn last night?
Ethan: nah, Just hit a quick Christian homerun.

by Ethan Porteous February 16, 2018

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bandwagon christian

A bandwagon Christian is a person who goes to church. Believes God and Jesus are real , knows the way a Christian should live yet their lives are not indicative of whom they say they represent.

They go to church on Sunday, give God one maybe two hours of their time and then when they leave they go back to their old selves. Smoking, drinking, cursing, fornication, not reading the bible, not discipling etc. Live their life in the flesh by doing something and in the midst of is saying " I am a Christian. Defiling the concept of a true Christian.

christian believer bandwagon christian

by Sanbaggr March 6, 2016

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fox Christian

1. A non Oneness Pentecostal.
2. Anyone who rejects the Gospel and is going to Hell.

"Bobby is a fox Christian because he believes in the Trinity."

by Zacharias Mulletstein March 12, 2010

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christian jarrett

A creepy person who will make your live an endless soul crushing darkness wet and bleak and suffocating. He is also watching you.

Christian Jarrett will kill you in your sleep. At your house

by Cj233333 February 23, 2017

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Christian whore

Jimmy Swagger; Jim Baker; Josh Duggar; To act like your shit don't stink.

He acts so Rebulican, but he's really a Christian Whore.

by Chrishoe November 28, 2015

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Terry Christian

Mancunian TV presenter; Famous for presenting late night Channel 4 youth programme, "The Word".

Terry Christian, the guy from The Word

by Tibbins January 10, 2009

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christian rock

people modivated by God and their Saviour, Jesus to write&play rock music about God&Jesus.

Have you heard the new Kids In The Way CD? Man, I love christian rock.

by onextruth July 6, 2004

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