drop the octopus

To give bad news.

"I got a C in math, how do you think I should drop the octopus to my parents?"

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Sugar Drops

Sweet pussy juices.

Rachel’s sugar drops are the sweetest.

She sat on my face and slid them sugar drops right on my tongue.

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dropping the pelican

peeing in your pants

Dude, she laughed so hard, she was totally just dropping the pelican.

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drop and clear

What Safe Ride drivers say when they finish during sex.

"Ooooh, ooooh, oh god, yesssssss, don't stop....YES!!! Drop and clear!"

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cop dropping

The tire tracks left by parked police cruisers when they wait by the side of the road using the radar gun on every damn car they see.

Hey man, slow down, I see cop droppings all over the place.

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virgin drop

The first time you drop a personal electronic device such as a phone or an ipod.

Typically occurs within the first week of owning a device, prompting the owner to realize he/she should get a fucking case already.

Occurs especially while drunk at parties.

Owner: oh fuck maing, I just dropped my new iPhone 4 while taking a shot
Friend: what the hell dude haven't you gotten a fucking case already?
Owner: Naw, I meant to yesterday but I thought the virgin drop wouldn't happen for at least another week.
Friend: Shit, don't you know how the virgin drop works?

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drop a bigelow

The equivalent of dropping a deuce, ergo a #2, ergo a bowel movement. Reference to Deuce Bigelow, thus dropping a Bigelow.

Dude, i drank way to coffee with those 20 bran muffins, i gotta drop a bigelow in the worst way!

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