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snipe

To intercept a high-five offering not intended for you. After or during the act of sniping, the phrase "Sniped!" should be said by the sniper. Several variations are detailed below.

Full Snipe: Both sides of the high-five are sniped, one after the other, by the same hand.

Cross Snipe: Both sides of the high-five are sniped simultaneously by one sniper, left side by the right hand and right side by the left hand.

Push Snipe: Both sides of the high-five are sniped simultaneously by one sniper, left side by the left hand and right side by the right hand.

Double Snipe: A cross snipe followed by a push snipe or a push snipe followed by a cross snipe.

Defense Snipe: A participant of the high-five snipes an approaching snipe with his idle hand.

Trick Snipe: A snipe performed by a participant of the high-five, by sniping the high-five partner with the left hand when the right hand is expected, or with the right hand when the left hand is expected.

Self Snipe: One participant of the high-five high-fives his own high-fiving hand with the idle hand, leaving the partner hanging.

Triple Snipe: Three participants in a circle, about to perform three simultaneous high-fives, all decide to snipe the high-five which they are not included in. If all participants choose to snipe with the same hand, the three pairs of participants will all high-five as planned.

Epic Snipe: A combination of three or more of the above-detailed snipes in quick succession.

An example Epic Snipe:

Person A and Person B lift their right hands in preparation for a high five. Person C goes for a Push Snipe, left hand to Person A and right hand to Person B. Before this snipe comes to fruition, Person A defense snipes Person B's left hand with his own left hand, and performs a quick full snipe on Person B and Person C's imminent high-five with his now idle right hand. Person B hangs his head in shame.

by miyomiyo July 18, 2010

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drop the octopus

To give bad news.

"I got a C in math, how do you think I should drop the octopus to my parents?"

by miyomiyo May 9, 2009

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bunderlics

A font style used for a word so important that just two of bold, underlined, and italics would not suffice.

I wrote him a strongly worded AIM message. In bunderlics.

by miyomiyo February 9, 2010


combilation

a disorganized assortment, usually implying a large quantity; an arrangement of items or ideas thrown together haphazardly

1. When I pulled out Monopoly from the stack of board games on the top shelf, I slipped and the entire combilation of boards and pieces fell on my head.

2. The DJ played an odd combilation of songs.

3. President Carter tried a combilation of methods to fight stagflation, but the public was put off by his "shotgun" approach.

by miyomiyo January 29, 2010