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someone who loves to eat food and never stops eating!!
my boyfriend who i love and call puppy is a food whore!!
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One of the few things China got right.
Person A: Going to get chinese food!
Person B: Oh my god! I'm so going
Person A: But I have like never talked to you since we were 4.
Person B: Shut the fuck up! We can talk when we get there.
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used to exclaim the loss of an important oppertunity usually caused by someones carelessness due to mind numbing repetition
Originally refrencing the game "gauntlet legends" where shooting the food (which restored health) would destroy the food, thereby causing anger and annoyance to all others playing it.
God dammit brian! you shot the food again!
Brian: sorry man, I guess I was just careless.
I didnt know our project was due today guys...I guess I really shot the food!
damn right you did.
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To eat so much that one must losen one's belt to make room for their new food baby
"Wow I ate so much now I have a food baby"
Perfect Definition: at www.youtube.com / meltab27
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When you were in like 2nd through 4th grade you always had this one lunch lady that wouldnt let you eat your fucking ice cream before your sandwich!
Friend: Oh yeah i think ima break out the oreo sandwich
You: better watch your ass the Food Nazi is right there.
Friend: dammit.
*gets caught*
FOOD NAZI: ohhh little boy you better eat your sandwich before you eat your ice cream!
Friend: *cries*
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A term coined by starving millennial vegans to describe any traditional dish that would not be found in, say, a rabbit's diet.
That chicken sandwich is so just comfort food--you're going to need to detox with an arugula salad with nutritional yeast.
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The Food Coop (co-op) is a food store in Park Slope, Brooklyn, that white yuppy parents, vegans, and lesbians shop at. The Food Coop sells the most organic foods you will probably ever come upon--but there is a catch. In order to shop at the Food Coop, you must become a member (complete with member ID cards). You must also work at the Food Coop (i.e. behind the register, stocking, child care, etc) once every other week. If you do not complete these bi-weekly shifts, you must make them up, or you will have your membership revoked.
Scenario 1: (vegan/lesbian behind register): I will NOT scan this chicken, i do NOT touch meat. You do it, or I won't sell it to you.
Scenario 2: I hate that damn Food Coop, who do these people think they are? Next week, I'm going to Key Food!
Scenario 3: Hey Josh, guess whose mother i saw at The Coop this afternoon? I can't believe Ari did so and so, he's just growing up so fast! His mom and I are getting coffee at Connecticut Muffin on Monday after I drop you off at 321! What a wonderful woman!
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