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tom meet jerry through bob. bob is friends with both tom and jerry. so now tom and jerry are friends.
soooo tom meet jerry through a mutual friends/friend.
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A man's female best friend with no romantic feelings between the two.
Finding himself dateless on a Friday night, Jenkins decided to call his breast friend Leanna to hang out.
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Your name by default if you walk into a shawarma joint
Hello, my friend. What can I get you today, my friend? Shish-taouk? Perfect. That will be ten dollars, my friend. Thank you my friend.
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The opposite of friends with benefits. A close friend who relies on you emotionally but there is no physical intimacy Involved. See also: HMNR.
I've known Leila for three years. She calls me up to talk whenever she has a fight with one of the losers she happens to be seeing. I like her a lot but we are totally just friends with detriments.
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When you introduce someone to one of your friends, and they steal them from you.
Stealing them from you is defined by the stolen friend spending less time with you than usual, and more time with the friend doing the stealing.
Ste hangs out with Bryony. Ste introduces Xanthe to Bryony. Bryony now hangs out with Ste less in favor of hanging out with Xanthe. Xanthe is therefore a "Friend Thief".
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They are loyal & trustworthy.They won't have a word said against you.They cheer you up.You can't help but laugh at them even when they're being irritating.You tell them even your deepest darkest secrets & they don't judge you.You insult each other & neither gets offended as none of you mean it .You ALWAYS stick up for each other. They can be on the phone for hours not saying anything.They never bitch about you.Anyone who hurts you WILL suffer.You can complain because they actually care.They listen to you. They're the 1st person you think of when you make plans . They're the 1st person you go to when you need someone to talk to.They hate the same bitches you hate.They don't judge.They give hugs.You always want to be with them. You can't go 10 days without at least texting them.You value their opinion the most.You love & respect them like family.They tell you what you need to hear.They support your decisions.You can always be around & never get sick of them.You tell each other everything that's happening in life.They know you better than you know yourself.They always forgive you no matter how bad you messed up.They're the 1st person you need to see & hug when something good /tragic happens .You often share a house & family with your best friend.You love each other despite all your flaws.They act like a complete retard around you & you always act crazy around them.They come before anyone else even bf/gf.You'd take a bullet for each other.They will always have time for you.
Ollie: "Lily you're an absolute bimbo!"
Lily: "Shut up you faggot!"
Ollie:"Suck my dick!"
Lilly:" nah don't want aids tar"
*no-one is offended because it's all jokes
Georgia (aka bitch) : "Shut up Lilly! Everyone knows you're adopted. Your parents didn't even want you around and neither do we so just fuck off!"
^^* too far!
Ollie: " Leave my best friend alone! Her parents chose her and love her, unlike yours who got stuck with you. Ye, that peice of paper you think is your birth certificate, Well if you could read I think you'd find that it's actually an apology letter from durex! So fuck you!"
Lilly: "would you like some ice for that burn?"
* Georgia scowls and walks off
Best Friends stick up for each other.
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A term many guys (and some girls) use when they have been rejected, whether it is straight out or inadvertently said. People tend to claim it is the other person's fault and/or that they are a "friendzoning bitch" despite the fact that the person may really only like them as a friend, which is a false move seeing as that person believes they should fake feelings and be in a relationship.
Girl1: Thanks, you're a great friend!
Guy1: Did you seriously just friend zone me?
Girl1: Excuse me?
Guy2: Will you go out with me?
Girl2: I'm sorry. I just don't like you in that way, you're a friend.
Guy2: Not anymore, bitch. I'm the nice guy unlike the jerks you date.
Girl2: Excuse me?
Guy3: So Susie totally friendzoned me today.
Guy4: Aw, that sucks, man.
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