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dumping his load

Emptying a full trailer so that it can be filled again. ...What a still operator will tell the chopper driver when he's looking for the truck driver.

"Dude where's the next truck?"

"Oh, he's dumping his load, he'll be there in 5 minutes."

wack his gack

Defines masturbation in the third person

Frat guy:”Wow that dude can wack his gack to a picture of lightning McQueen”

Parked in his spot

To have sexual intercourse with a girlfriend or wife who is not your own.

Note: This is not to be confused with putting your penis into another male...

Man 1: "Dude, you know Larry from accounting? Well, I totally parked in his spot last night!"

Man 2: "Dude, did you wrap? She has syphilis."

Man 1: "...."

gimpin his ride

The popular pursuit of taking an already pish car and rendering it even less desirable by festooning it with a plethora of cheap tat purchased from Halfords in a vain attempt to persuade young ladies to drop down.

Big Stevie spent a stack of beertokens gimpin his ride to get that wee burd from Tescos to drop down but she said his motor looked like he'd smashed into Poundstretchers window.

Smoke his boots

To beat a niggas ass or jump the person , shoot the fair ones

Yea lets smoke his boots that. Nigga talking reckless

hi-ng over

pronounced like hangover, is the feeling of being high the next morning after a crazy night with your people. all the goods of being hungover minus the headache

Man: dude someone was passing a blunt around last night, now im sooooo hi-ng over