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"Jump into a lifeboat"
The Italian version of the Captain's Motto (to "go down with the ship").
In reference to the captain of the overturned Costa Concordia cruise ship of January 14th, 2012.
The captain, Francesco Schettino, alleges that he tripped, and fell into a lifeboat, immediately after the crash.
Hey Nathan, I heard you crashed your sailboat. Were you afraid that you might drown?
"Heck no. I abide by the Captain's Motto-Italian Version ... I jumped right into a lifeboat and drank a glass of champagne while I watched it sink."
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To bitch slap someone upside the head with a frozen pizza.
person 1: "Never wanted to bitch slap my kid upside the head with a frozen pizza as bad as I did that day."
person 2: "Do you mean you wanted to 'italian cold head' your kid?"
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A whopper of a cock derived from the Italaian " Spicy Italian-a Man Sausage-a"
Holy crap look at his spicy italian man sausage! I thought it was a third leg with an absence of foot, shoe, and pantleg!
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A nigga ass italian fleshlight is just what it sounds like. First, you microwave two hot pockets for two and a half minutes and then you take a shit into one of them. You then give the other one to your homie/victim. Then, once he needs to shit, you strap him down and shove the other poopy hot pocket into his ass. You then, use that poopy hot pocket while it's inside of him, as a fleshlight. Thus, you have completed the "nigga ass italian fleshlight" maneuver.
Toni: Heyyy! I'm walking hereee
Me: Sorry, Toni, enjoy this hot pocket to make up for what I did
Toni: Thanks, pal
Me: *commits rest of war crime Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight in gamer mode style*
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The act of thrusting one's hand into an Italian man's anus until successfully reaching his penis and using it as a puppet for people's entertainment.
The kids enjoyed watching the Italian sausage puppet show at the fair today.
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"What did you and your boyfriend do last night?"
"We role played and did an Italian sausage puppet show!"
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A Louie Alama/ Asian / A horny panda
Nikole: That Asian is weird
Joey: Yea that's Louie
Nikole: Hes an Italian Asian American!
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basically a person who is italian and enjoys italain showers
"Friggin Filice, what a greasy assed italian mofo!"
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