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Sob Job

The act of receiving a blowjob while the person sucking thy dick is crying.

We were fighting all night and in an attempt to make it better, she gave me a sob job.

by Karatherealbitch May 15, 2013


Job Blocking

When a dude interups another guy while that guy is speaking to a lady about his line of work by topping his job.

Guy: So I'm an investor on Wall Street.
Lady:Oh, how interesting.
Dude: Well I'm a Chicago city Firefighter.
Lady: Wow, a firefighter! Oh I bet you save lives and everything!
Guy: Yo man. Stop the Job Blocking!

by Rick Da' Lingquist October 07, 2009


job-hoard

A "retired" individual who already collects a fat pension but refuses to quit working at a good job, thus (unintentionally) robbing a young adult of a decent job opportunity. In order to meet the criteria of a job-hoard, an individual must own a home fully, be experiencing no financial pressures and have a combined pension income that equals or exceeds what a young adult would earn working 80 hours per week at a job that pays at or near minimum wage.

Retirees who truly need the money are not the target of this definition.

Younger people have already inherited a shattered economy, impossible real estate prices, and an overall inability to provide genuine opportunities for their future families. Compounding this are financially-secure folks who have a perceived need for more money.

The above definition is not meant to be ageist, as there are many younger "retirees" hoarding jobs too.

job-hoarder - " I worked for the government for 30 years, I get a nice pension and this job gives me something to do so I don't get bored, did I mention I've got a house for sale "

young person - " I wish I could find something full-time, my wife and I want to have kids someday but we can't afford it, and forget a pension, that'll NEVER happen"

job-hoard - " Don't worry there young feller, I'm sure you'll find somethin "

by p5150 December 25, 2009


Bro-Job

Bro-Job
When two heterosexual males suck each other off for fun

Brandon and Uri were bored, so they gave each other a Bro-job to pass the time.

by TroyBoy666 October 06, 2019


That is not my job

It’s another word for oh hell na it’s originated from Nickelodeon drake and josh’s manger Helen

Lottie-“Get my food
Chelsey-“That is not my job “

by ChelseyandLottie.xo May 17, 2019


vibe job

Putting your phone on vibrate and resting it on your gens while in a text conversation.

Lucy: "I hate you, and I'm never gonna do anything for you ever again."

Murphy: "Well aren't you wrong, your giving me a vibe job right now."

by newschannel June 10, 2009


Grim Job

1. The name for a person who has a Mohawk and comes from Leeds
2. The name for a person who acts like a twat to his mates
3. An adjective for a really bad rim job

1. "What time is it Grim Job?"
"Ten -tut- three!"
2. I'm off now, I'm not gonna stick around after my lectures
3. You farted!!

by Tevage November 11, 2008