These people known as "ball lover 3000"'s looooooove balls. It's a very known fact in the ball community that this is the pinnacle of their hierarchy.
That guy is so cool! what degree did he get in college?
Oh he studied balls and got the title of ball lover 3000!
A chronic strap lover is someone who loves to take strap, And they do it with no hesitation.
girl : “Toni is a chronic strap lover”
Toni : “I am, and I do it without any hesitation”
A very dumb person who likes toxic boring people.
person 1: "She just asked Lucas out!"
person 2: "what a French toast lover"
lunar lovers are two people who only love eachother for one night, or just a short period of time. also commonly known as “players.”
John: Oh, Mellissa and Gary? They were just Lunar Lovers, not meant to be together long.
Jane: That actually makes sense, they kept cheating on eachother.
When someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends. (Also referred to as *Simon Syndrome*)
Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Simon started going out with her he's been avoiding all his friends and homies just to spend time with her.
Friend 2: Oh that's definitely *Lover Syndrome*. Guy wants to be around her so much he'll avoid his own friends and ignore them.