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Someone who puts their jug of milk in a plastic bag instead of using the handle the jug comes with.
Cashier: *rings up the milk* are you a Milk-Bagger
Customer *surprise Pikachu face*
Cashier: do you put your jug of milk you bought here in a (insert grocery store name) bag.
Whatever you want it to be Aka cum
The man ejaculated daddys milk in my mouth
When you are milk and you want to introduce yourself in Spanish, you use it.
A measurement of time determined by the expiry date of milk in your fridge. Used to illustrate how close a particular event is. As the event draws closer, the expiry dates on the milk gradually change until the expiry date is after the date of the event, and is thus within 'milk range'.
Oh man, that final exam is now within milk range. Better study up.
When you absolutely slam a glass of milk and you get that sightly uncomfortable aftertaste in your mouth for a good minute.
"Bro do you have any gum? I'm suffering from milk mouth right now."
When cereal absorbs enough milk to become soggy, squishy, and slightly slimy.
I was having a great bowl of cereal up until the neighbor stopped by to chat. Now my cereal is all milk logged.
When you take half a class of chocolaty chocolate milk and half a glass of creamy white milk and you mix them together! Resulting in a tasteful full glass of double milk!
I love a good refreshing glass of double milk after a hard day.