A really awesome lawn mower that is lifted and got nobby tires and light bars. It qualifies as a mud mower in Maine only you out of staters can shove it up your pussies. Mud mower are for men and sexy women that like to get down and dirt.
I rode my mud mower like I ride my women
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When a partner takes a warm creamy shit in his/her hand and proceeds to give you a Good Ol Fashioned with that steamy fudge dragon coating their hand like a glove.
-Last night Bertha Jenkins was so frisky she gave me a extra gooey mud glove.
-For real? A Mud Glove? How was it?
-Dude it was warm and creamy just like I like it!!!
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The opposite of a coal burner, whenβs white guy fucks a black girl or a Hispanic girl.
βDude, Johnny is such a mud dickβ
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when some one has diarea and shits on your chest
we fucked hard and i had diarea and shit on her chest.
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Noun : A snowman, but made out of shit. Similar to a mudsicle.
Lamar: Yo imma make a Mud man, can you give me some mud?
Greg: yeah bruh, imma start shitting now.
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Eating a girl out with a big fatty pinch of chewing tobacco in his/her lip. (preferably Cope Strait)
"I was with my woman the other night and threw in a fatty and gave her the wettest Mud-Cat; I didn't know whether to spit or swallow."
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