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pink coffee mug

Durring intercourse, when the man cums inside a womans vagina and the woman shits herself while he is cumming.

"Dude how was it??? She looks fine" ... "man this chick is crazy! I asked her how she wanted it and she said fuck me as hard as you can.. and when I was finishing, she looked me in the eyes and pooped all over my bed sheets! I pulled out and was like what the fuck!! And all she said to me was... 'whoops I spilled my pink coffee mug' "

by Lt. Walter Sobchak October 31, 2011


Mug punter

Some one who loses all their money on the punt each week

Foz has lost his money gambling again. Hes such a mug punter

by Soreboy March 23, 2020


Mug Punter

Someone who cant pick a winner and loses money on crap bets.

Look at Paulie! 100 quid on a donkey in the 2.15 at Ling , No chance ! He will go blow his dough on the brickies PC now. Proppa mug punter that Paulie.

by Cornicello kid April 28, 2024


Mug punter

What a mug punter he is to do that!!

He’s truly treat you like a mug punter.

by Beki lou January 15, 2020


Sports Direct Mug

A mug that can be bought from Sports Direct that is so big that it holds all the water a person will ever need in their lifetime.
Spillages from Sports Direct Migs are believed to have been the cause of most major floods in the 21st century.

Person 1: Oh no I've spilled my Sports Direct Mug!
Person 2: So that's why the whole towns flooded!"

by Steeeeve2 June 11, 2024


gromit mug

the best mug ever

it resembles the hit British character Gromit from Wallace & Gromit

i love drinking out of my gromit mug

by @romanboi July 18, 2024


Gromit Mug

Some say it is a gift given to us my God, while others say its just some glass that has been painted.
We disregard those people who say that and lynch them.
Gromit mug above all.

Person 1: Why do you need that Gromit mug? You have countless others.
Person 2: It's more than that you wench.

by Kav_insky May 30, 2022