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A method of suicide. The act of laying down in a crosswalk hoping an oncoming car will help you sleep for a long time.
I was tired of living, so I took a crosswalk nap.
When a bartender (or barback) goes into the small closet they call an office, and they take a line (or bump) of white powder (more specifically, cocaine)
Note: the door is typically halfway closed as they awkwardly lean over the keyboard/PC monitor
I am going into the office for a quick powder nap.
The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.
"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."
Use this when you are excited about something. Can also be expanded to "Sweet Nappy Naps!"
When someone gets you those concert tickets you've been wanting you yell, "Sweet Naps!"
The Sunday nap a Baptist takes in between morning and evening services
Dude, that sermon be slappin. Ima go home and take a Baptist nap to recharge.
When you wake up from a nap and all your family/roommates are gone from your home. (Nothing left to do now except get high , jack off in a strange place, and wait for Jesus to come back for your sorry ass. )
I took a rapture nap, and everyone is now gone, and not answering their phones or text.