Allen Key

A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.

You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.

Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"

Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"

Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"

Key to the city

Used by police to refer to the battering ram used to smash open doors during search warrants.

Before the warrant, have you got the key to the city ready?

The Key Lime Pie

A homosexual activity where one male partner proceeds to ejaculate inside the other male partner's anal cavity, to which immediately after, pisses in the anal cavity to prevent STDs due to the acidity of the piss, much like the Cream Pie

Andres performed the Key Lime Pie to prevent STDs with his partner, Aaron

Key Hole

Pinch the tip of your cock and pushing it into ball sack, in the motion of unlocking a door with a key

Jacob: Hey! Nate wanna see how to do the Key Hole?”
Nate: “Sure”

Dangling Keys

1. A group of metal objects with pointy edges banging against each other on a ring making a sound

2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one

I'll use these dangling keys to distract the president while I make my daring escape to the rofl-copter

On key

used when something was amazing or lucky.

Perfect; great.

That shot was on key bro!

key yoot

Someone who is being a smartass, or know-it-all. Also a synonym of bice. Not to be confused as a phonetical spelling of "cute".

"Dude, that girl is so key yoot"
"How do you know?"
"She was slamming all this stuff in my face about Putin when I said I was into politics."